she kept yelling 'call me bella'
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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