At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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