I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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