Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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