I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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