She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
You are a genius and a whore.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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