i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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