Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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