Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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