I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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