Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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