Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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