i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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