she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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