if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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