I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize