Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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