I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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