i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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