1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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