Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I could make wine with my vomit
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My pussy is not your playground.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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