idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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