i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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