do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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