He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My dick has a subreddit
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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