Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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