You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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