The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I smell stomach acid.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Mom said you looked used
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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