On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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