sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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