When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
As shirtless as possible
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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