I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
high people should be assigned attendants
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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