I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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