You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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