Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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