Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Life is so much better after having sex.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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