He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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