She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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