(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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