STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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