I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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