it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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