Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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