he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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