Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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