If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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