i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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