We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
it's like iHOP with fire
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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