Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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