He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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