the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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